We asked some local Fucker if there was a place to eat nearby, because we wanted to experience some local cuisine. He directed us to a place a kilometer outside town. We sat outside and drank a beer, and I spoke in German to an elderly man sitting next to us. His dog was excitable for some reason, and I asked him what was the matter. He said that right before we'd gotten there a female dog had been sitting nearby, and now his dog was interested. I said in German, "Well, that's understandable. He probably wants to get back to Fucking." For a fleeting moment I was worried he might not find that funny, but he burst out laughing, and as he left he was still laughing. I swear this story is true.